1、我身上没啥突出的，如果有的话，应该是腰间盘。
There is nothing outstanding about me. If there is one, it should be the waist plate.
2、世界上最远的距离，莫过于公交车上我频频看你，你频频看我，我对你一见钟情，而你却紧紧地捂着钱包。
The furthest distance in the world, than the bus I frequently look at you, you frequently look at me, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you tightly clutched the wallet.
3、钱太委屈了，每个人都说爱它，却把它拿去跟别人做交易。
Money is a grievance. Everyone says they love it, but they trade it with others.
4、下雨天适合在家睡觉，天气晴朗适合出去走走；漫长岁月，竟然没有一天适合上班。
Rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home, sunny weather is suitable for walking out; Long years, actually not a day suitable for work.
1、为什么生活中离不开葱姜蒜?因为：人生葱葱，能姜就就姜就，不能姜就，就蒜了。
2、每天都在做的两件事：崩溃，自愈。
3、特羡慕两种人：有能力不当废物的，和有条件当废物的。
4、八个字总结了我现在的状态：胖的专心致志，穷的心灵祥和。